it is against policy to ask for a photo or autograph with any “celebrity” that we deal with. today i broke that and asked for an autograph because i needed a reminder that today did happen. it reads: “Owen I looked down, Paul Rudd”
I pissed next to Mr. Rudd today and we were joking about looking down at each others dick. We kept saying “I’m going to look down! NO I WONT! BUT I WANT TO! BUT I WONT!”
My life’s work feels so meaningless next to this. Also, this is the first time I’ve ever experienced penis envy.
Paul Rudd makes everything better. Even urinal based awkwardness
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Paul Rudd makes everything better. Even urinal based awkwardness
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TO BE A BOY!!!!!
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douglasmartini said:
This is unbelievably awesome. The autograph coupled with the story? PERFECT.
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You are my new hero.
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supersoygrrrl said:
So how was it [the downward looking]? What do you do for work that you’re able to have outings like this?
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My life’s work feels so meaningless...this. Also, this is the first time I’ve ever...
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hugeinjapan said:
This eight different kinds of awesome.
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whatwhatwhat said:
Oh Owen, I wish I could have been you today.
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