Use of ‘LOL’
Constantly harping on about your kids
Constantly harping on about cats
Constantly harping on about how you’re alone
Making allusion to Twitter being all about what people had for breakfast
Twittering about your breakfast
Promoting your business
Making shit Photoshops for celebrities
Referring to how crazy you are
Indulging in online activism
Complaining about all those new Twitter users ruining it for the rest of us
Being incredibly serious about absolutely everything
Not understanding the 140 character limit
Brown nosing famous Twitterers
Cross posting to other social media websites
Re-tweeting things you have said
Re-tweeting things you have said about your business
Re-tweeting things celebrities have said to you
