Criminal charges against two Dutch women accused of an “ambush marketing” stunt at a World Cup stadium in South Africa were dropped today.
Barbara Castelein and Mirthe Nieuwpoort were visibly overjoyed and kissed each another with relief when the decision was announced at the Johannesburg Magistrates Court.
In reality, they probably hugged and pecked each other on the cheek. In my head, they got off with each other for, like, twenty minutes or something.
And let’s not even start with the ‘visibly overjoyed’ thing.