“Ever had one of those nights where you’re a bit bored before bed + you think it might be a good idea to google yourself + you find someone claiming their mate had anal sex with you on a internet forum? Yeah its one of those nights. I wouldnt mind if it was true, im just not that adventurous. (and that’s why you dont google your own name, kids)”
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Ellen Campesinos
This is probably the best thing I have ever read on the entire Internets
