I watched part of it so you don’t have to.

Some key points:

  • it’s shit
  • Kirsten Dunst is dressed a anime nerd’s dream
  • the anime nerd in question needs to aim higher
  • watching it encourages people to hire Kirsten Dunst
  • Kirsten Dunst appears to be drunk/stoned/bored/shit
  • it’s directed by McG
  • it’s shit
  • singing ‘Turning Japanese’ in Japan brings up that uncomfortable ‘what is this song about? Is it a bit racist?’ business
  • it’s properly shit

You’re welcome, world!