I watched part of it so you don’t have to.
Some key points:
- it’s shit
- Kirsten Dunst is dressed a anime nerd’s dream
- the anime nerd in question needs to aim higher
- watching it encourages people to hire Kirsten Dunst
- Kirsten Dunst appears to be drunk/stoned/bored/shit
- it’s directed by McG
- it’s shit
- singing ‘Turning Japanese’ in Japan brings up that uncomfortable ‘what is this song about? Is it a bit racist?’ business
- it’s properly shit
You’re welcome, world!