1. You know what song you shouldn’t pick for your charity appeal? One that has ‘Look, just stop making such a fuss, yeah?’ as the main point
2. Apart from the bloke from Erasure, Boy George, Mark Knopfler and KATE BLOODY BUSH, who the hell are any of these people?
3. Who let McCartney mug about like a bellend?
4. Why, Kate Bush? Why?
5. This is nearly SIX MINUTES LONG
