Dear GIRL, This is OTHER GIRL. This was the only email address I could remember for you. Do you have a private one? Thank you for the surprise today!!! You are definitely my most favorite person in the whole wide world right now!!! I am so lucky that God gave you to me, for I don’t know what I would be like if you were not there to set me straight and to show me the good in this world. So, we need to set up a date for Piccolino’s. I’ll bring either GUY or VOLLEYBALL, depending on what mood I am in at that particular moment. Maybe another “couple” will lighten things up, especially for GUY. He is being so nice that is almost crazy. I think he has the most beautiful smile in the whole world for a guy. You have the most beautiful smile in the female section of this world. You saw today, probably for the first time, how a certain couple is starting to irritate GUY. He is so good at hiding that, I was even taken for a loop. Someone needs to shape up and start being a better friend, and if this is revenge for GUY forsaking his friends when he had a girlfriend, then so help me. So I’ve made the acquaintance of a sophmore who is named BLOKE (just like DUCK, only much shorter). He is also a friend of SOME BITCH. LADY was in a very bad mood today. I hugged her 6th hour to comfort her and she said, “Don’t touch me. I am in a really bad mood.” I think I will take a break from LADY, give her some breathing room, and hang out with GUY at lunch. I gotta go now, even though this is my free time. Love ya the most forever!!!!!!!!!!!!