Dogs Can't Look Up

icekings:

Troy “Buttsoup” Barnes: Annie Edison.
Abed Nadir: Smart. Attractive. But easily vexed.
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Abed Nadir: Leonard Rodriguez.
Troy “Buttsoup” Barnes: Did he change his last name?
Abed Nadir: Yeah, he’s trying to court the Hispanic vote.
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Abed Nadir: Alex “Starburns” Osbourne.
Troy “Buttsoup” Barnes: Creepy. Seems Greek. Possible drug dealer.
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Troy “Buttsoup” Barnes: Jeff Winger.
Abed Nadir: Crowd Favorite. They call him “Hot Wings”.
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Troy “Buttsoup” Barnes: Magnitude.
Abed Nadir: Short for Magnetic Attitude, he’s a one-man party.
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Abed Nadir: Pierce Hawthrone. The wizard of wet wipes.
Troy “Buttsoup” Barnes: I live with that dude. He’s got night terrors and a rotary phone.
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Abed Nadir: Garrett.
Troy “Buttsoup” Barnes: That guy’s just a mess. It’s like God spilled a person.
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Abed Nadir: And VIcki.
Troy “Buttsoup” Barnes: Yellow shirt. Hat. Girl.

(via communitythings)