Popbitch On Gwyneth Paltrow Giving Birth
- Poster 1: Apple was vaginally unearthed. The sheer horror of having one's tumpsy stretched out into taffy by a giant baby would be enough for anyone to sign up for a C-section for the next one.
- Poster 2: It'd be enough for me to have it concreted over.
- Poster 1: Don't worry. In the future, you will be able to grow your own baby in a tank in the cupboard under the stairs.
- Poster 3: I believe a man in Austria has begun pioneering early research into this.