fishingboatproceeds: the-blog-of-anne-frank: I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry This. Changes. Everything.
stillslydgn: i’m too punk croc for this shit
egberts: egberts: put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun apparently if you do this the confetti will catch on fire and it’ll probably end badly so please stop reblogging this
partybarackisinthehousetonight: mermaidpirate: partybarackisinthehousetonight: if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check Did you really just call Mount Olympus a hill? sorry. BIG hill
WHAT COMES BETWEEN SEX AND FEAR???
libraryoftheancients: riker-wears-a-skant: pedicatio: nothingbutthedreams: dorkery: FÜNF I love you. Oh my god. I LOVE LANGUAGE JOKES I should not be laughing anywhere near as much as I am.
221b-mine-please: pirenstoletheimpala: mycroft-queenofcake: iamjayse: thenerdfighterkid: slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers shut up we have a good range of jokes this is our domain guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent Are you all done cos I’ve had enough of this by now Damn math...
run-cause-hitler: enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off “People with vaginas” what are those called again I can’t remember this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for